Thursday, October 06, 2005

open up my brain and lick my dendrites

When blogging is already as ancient as Glenn Close and nobody writes anymore because everyone has found nobler things to do like staying up late at night to watch re-runs of Britney Spears’ concerts; when people already think that nothing’s wrong with canonizing George W. Bush; when all teachers are catatonic and all students shove cocaine suppositories up their asses for breakfast; when mothers contemplate on drowning their infants for having a mole on the left cheek instead of on the right; when the neighborhood cat fornicates with a paralyzed armadillo; when all computer systems in the world crash and everyone thinks it’s god punishing the perverts; when Bill Gates becomes a beggar; when Michael Jackson turns black again and starts jacking off over Captain Hook instead of Peter Pan; when the Philippines is already a superpower and makes the entire planet its empire and imposes Corruption as a universal diplomatic policy; when I write stupid, senseless sentences such as these (and nauseating alliterative phrases like that), you would know that I’m bored.

I need some serious brain surgery.

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15 Comments:

At 4:40 PM, Blogger transience said...

i do good lobotomies. come over here.

 
At 4:51 PM, Blogger Abaniko said...

if you need that to fix boredom, i'm sure brain surgeons in this country will be the busiest.

 
At 4:52 PM, Blogger Abaniko said...

i may need a triple brain surgery myself.

 
At 6:54 PM, Blogger Saint Eroica said...

id rather be bored than sad... boredom creates ideas... actually, the idle mind is the workshop of the devil, dba? bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

 
At 9:11 PM, Blogger snst_blvd said...

that's great! i need one more major operation to round up my cases. ^_^ craniectomy, probably?

 
At 9:31 PM, Blogger dulceamore said...

aba'y kaaliw-aliw pa rin naman ang mga kata mo kahit pa ikaw mukhang 'lang magawa....:)

 
At 8:45 AM, Blogger slim whale said...

TRANSIENCE--but i just had a lobotomy three weeks ago. maybe another surgical procedure would be better. but then, if only to see your talent in this department, i'd willingly go and have my brain tinkered with by you.

ABANIKO--oh yes, the line outside the operating room will be longer than that beside lotto outlets.

you need surgery too? great. we can go to the hospital together.

SAINT EROICA--when you're sad, you might even be tempted to open your cranium and do lobotomy yourself. yes, i'd rather be bored.

idle mind as workshop of the devil? but i am the devil.

SUNSET EYES--craniectomy...sounds like a construction equipment. i love it. when do we start it? should i bring a hard hat?

DULCEAMOR--ang katotohanan ay marami akong ginagawa, sa sobrang dami, lalo akong tinatamaan ng pagkasawa at pagka-antok. heto nga't inuuna ko pa ang pagsagot sa mga komento sa blog ko kahit nakalinya ang trabahong dapat tapusin. ang sarap maging tamad.

 
At 10:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

malawak naman po ang mundo ng internet para magpa-aliw.

eto po yung isang site na dinadalaw ko kung ako'y nababato. try nyo po:

www.dailydancer.com

kung offline at walang internet at talagang bato ako, saka ako nagtatrabaho.... hihihi.

liway

 
At 10:59 PM, Blogger bing said...

well, there are times like this... and the irony of it is we can express better when bored.

kill time... you'll get used to it he he

but dont stop blogging, please?

 
At 12:29 AM, Blogger Nelson said...

there are lots of times i don't even know what to write in my journal, and most times i'm bored too, reading nifty online. when that happens, i need to go out and just walk. sometimes go downtown and watch other people. if they catch me staring, they would either smirk or smile. i smile back at the guys who smile at me. when i come home, i already have something to write about.

like what the previous comment said, don't stop writing or blogging. i'm too curious to know what you have to say. ;-)

 
At 1:55 AM, Blogger Jay said...

I would wager to say that almost all brain surgery is serious, but that you probably don't need any. You just need to see something interesting today.

 
At 9:51 PM, Blogger Sidney said...

I thought you were serious...it doesn't look too far-fetched for me!

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger DLAK said...

My faverite line is the one about God puishing us ...um I mean punishing the perverts. And by the way I have a paralyzed armadillo and he is offended. He's also the best lay I ever had.

 
At 3:55 PM, Blogger rmacapobre said...

superpower

its possible but highly doubtful. what is foreseeable is we integrate as part of a union of countries. like a stronger ASEAN.
but even that is just as difficult, with the cultures and religion so different and diverse.

in the game civilization, there is little probability of any kind of integration unless the two sets are culturally compatible ..

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger slim whale said...

LIWAY--haha, nakakaaliw nga yung dancer na yun. next time, pagbalik ko dun, magrerequest ako ng dance number sa kanya. or, ako mismo ang sasayaw at i-e-email ko sa kanya para di ako ma-bore.

BING AKA JULIET--these moments come when i have loads of work to do. but yes, it does induce creative juices sometimes.

i'm used to killing time. maybe i should kill myself for a change. let's see.

NELZ--nice way to fight boredom--exchanging smiles with strangers. the problem is, i look like a pervert whenever i smile. i might get scowls instead of smiles from them. nope, i won't stop blogging. i, too, am curious to know what i would say next.

JAY--something interesting, yes. i might watch my wiggling toes later.

SIDNEY--oh yes, in this world, anything can happen.

DLAK--perverts like us should hide from crashing computers. my apologies to your paralyzed armadillo. if it's not much trouble, can you please send your armidillo to me? i also need to get laid.

RMACAPOBRE--by the number of domestics and OFWs we have abroad, i say we have already dominated the world.

 

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